Weight Issues #fatdieme

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Overweight. sigh.. this issue is sensitive but let me tell you about myself regarding weight issues.

I've been overweight ever since before I got pregnant with my first child.. my heaviest was 80KG! Diets, yeah, they kinda suck.. I've been on the Military diet, that weird diet with beets and vanilla ice cream in them, just salad and hard boiled egg diet.. and honestly, none of them worked.

Well, except for the Salad and Egg diet where I had salad for breakfast, slice of dry toast with peanut butter for lunch [like eating cardboard], and God help me, another salad at dinner.. that was the only one that worked and I went down to 63.5KG.. but it was also hellish.. it made me miserable, skin was yucky, and I was superbly grumpy! plus, not to mention the amount of money spent on Butterhead lettuces [or the fact that I was literally pooping out lettuce]

I've been battling my weight for quite some time now, even with watching my food and doing Chris Powell's level 2 and 3 (this level 3 can die I tell you.).. nothing seemed to change or stick long enough.. It's like my fats love me so much they just don't want to leave.. and when they do they just go on holiday and come back...

Then there was the time I lost weight die to Dengue Fever.. not bad.. from 70KG to 64kg... but the torture! [PLEASE DO NOT GO AROUND LETTING MOSQUITOES BITE YOU JUST TO LOSE WEIGHT!]

Product wise, let's just say everything out there can be considered bullshit.

And you know, sometimes we're surrounded by really mean people who LOVE TO HURT YOU and point out that you're FAT! I know I'm fat.. But you're ugly. now please just bugger off  

What you think we fat people like being this way? That we've not tried losing weight? Oh yeah, I forgot, because to most skinny people, we fat people are just LAZY and like to eat all day. again, can you just disappear. Worse when we meet up and you go, "Eh.. why not eating? sick ah"  [bloody slap you then you know]

I consider myself to be somewhat active, workout in the morning for 30 minutes, I don't eat ice cream, but I love cake. I am not sitting around all day as I have 2 kids that I can count on to make a mess, or ask me for something the minute I think of sitting down. 

To all my fellow #fatdieme peeps, whenever someone tells you you're fat, just say I like to be grounded, in case a strong wind decides to magically appear and take all the skinny rude people away with it. #burn

I thought I could sleep in this morning, then the door bell rang.. and yay! 2nd product arrived.. 

TOTAL IMAGE FASTLOSS DRINK! Improved Formula

Oh! They knew I was fat! Amazing!

instructions... 

Looks like eyes staring at me!!

Ah.. so small only...


Okay!! Let's see, read the instructions, and done.. Let's get started... Oh! Weigh in first! 

[Kinda skeptical already as it says "No Exercise needed, No Diet required"]

Sigh.. really fat die me.

OMG it tastes like lychee!!! So yum.. but 2 sips habis liao :(
Says 1-2 a day.. so if I take 1 a day, it would last me a month, if 2 a day for about 2 weeks then...

Am not sure how I'm gonna do this, and let's see if my theory of all these weight loss products are bullshit gets smashed by this one

Will do an update.. wondering if I should do a weekly update.. or just update it when I'm done.. hmm.. decisions.. decisions..

To all my other big and beautiful ladies and gentlemen, don't fret.. we'll get there soon enough, on our own account, and not letting others bully us into becoming skinny.

And to all you skinny people that eat like cows and still don't gain any weight.. I don't like you.


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