Exams, Toddlers and Christmas.

Ola!!

Well honestly, there isn't much to blog about these days other than the RAIN..

Also because The Eldest is due for her Final Exams in about 9 days so there's a mad rush of trying to stuff every bit of information into her head by then

Not an easy task, but someone's gotta do it...

Mother's in general, working or stay at home, tend to go ballistic when it's nearing the exam period.. why? because we want them to do well!!! 

And many times, it can get frustrating as hell... especially when you've specifically told them 

REMEMBER IT THIS WAY SO YOU DON'T MAKE THIS SILLY MISTAKE...

But when they get home.. 

SILLY MISTAKES GALORE.

Then mother's become either this:

or this:

There is absolutely NO in between!!!

I usually want to strangle The Eldest but try to refrain from doing so as I'd much rather sleep on my nice comfy bed compared to the cold hard floors of PRISON! 

Lately, I've been trying to figure out why The Youngest hardly speaks.. then I realized....

I AM HER SLAVE. 

SHE POINTS TO SOMETHING, I GET IT FOR HER.

Then I found this book!

I would recommend this book to ALL parents who have a Toddler, and also a sense of humour as this author is a bit on the honest crude side.. 

Honestly though, everything in there is TRUE!

She's the Toddler Whisperer.

So yeah, Toddlers are basically little human a**holes.

Anyway, new neighbour has made good use of their garden space and yesterday we got FREE FRESH VEGGIES!!! Butterhead lettuce and some purple leafy stuff which I don't know the names of.

Christmas is in 74 days and I have yet to figure out what to get for my mother. 

My mother has to be the hardest person to buy a present for... in the universe.

I usually end up giving her clothes or vouchers so she can get whatever she wants.. 

Utter mind block when it comes to my mum...

If you happen to have any suggestions, please let me know!!!!

Right, I've got typer's block and it's also time to get a move on with house stuff.... 

BAI!